if dana turophilia posts another selfie I’m just gonna calmly walk to the bridge in the forest behind my house & throw myself into the creek
if you do i’ll go home and change into black and take another one so either way ……
1901 // phoenix
watch her moving in elliptical patterns
think it’s not what you say
what you say is way too complicated
for a minute thought i couldn’t tell how to fall out
I love how you can tell which colors an artist favors.
other guests have still not arrived?? step 2: take more selfies in nearest bathroom
GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 2/5 Favorite Band/Musicians
early to a dinner?? solution: roast in your car, take selfies, purposefully walk in five minutes late
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty
get slammed in two courts at once