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crimelords:

if dana turophilia posts another selfie I’m just gonna calmly walk to the bridge in the forest behind my house & throw myself into the creek

if you do i’ll go home and change into black and take another one so either way ……

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laina:

before storm / after storm

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lonely?? step 3: finally realize you were an hour and a half early

lonely?? step 3: finally realize you were an hour and a half early

posted on August 1st   5 notes
#cool#me
TITLE: 1901
ARTIST: Phoenix
PLAYED: 2866 Plays

1901 // phoenix

watch her moving in elliptical patterns
think it’s not what you say
what you say is way too complicated
for a minute thought i couldn’t tell how to fall out

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chyennemariexo:

I love how you can tell which colors an artist favors.

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#art
other guests have still not arrived?? step 2: take more selfies in nearest bathroom

other guests have still not arrived?? step 2: take more selfies in nearest bathroom

posted on August 1st   6 notes
#me

mattrsmith:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 2/5 Favorite Band/Musicians

Coldplay

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coldplayurr:

AW.

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early to a dinner?? solution: roast in your car, take selfies, purposefully walk in five minutes late

early to a dinner?? solution: roast in your car, take selfies, purposefully walk in five minutes late

posted on August 1st   9 notes
#me
TITLE: Harlem On Parade
ARTIST: Catherine Russell accompanied by Vince Giordano and the Nighthawks
PLAYED: 150 Plays
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darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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jaramo:

gay8:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

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officialunitedstates:

lot of people on here care too much about their anesthetic.  just let the doctors take care of it

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